[Father's Day? Ooooh, father's day, you say? Ahahaha! Well, that's only the best day after Elicia's birthday and his anniversary, don't you know?! And damn, he's missing his family like crazy, it's no surprise. But this place needs to know his strong resolve! He is so very proud to be a father, so he has to say it!]
♥ Happy Father's Day~! ♥
I know some of you're thinking 'what's the point of it'? Well, I'll tell you! It's for the great papas of the world to come together and receive their wonderful, darling child's love! I can't help but think of all the wonderful stories of my beautiful Elicia, who was so lovingly born from my gorgeous wife--ah, the tales are so wonderful, I almost can't utter them without a single tear of joy streaming across my cheek! Elicia, Gracia, it's a wonderful day to be aliiiiive!!
And to show them how much I love them, you must all listen to my family stories! There are so many great ones, you'll never get bored, I assure you! Elicia can light up any situation, anything about her is like a cure for the flu! Her name alone creates joy, it makes frowns turn around, it can make the moon brighter!
Let's see, it all started when my daughter was first born--the first present I got her was a tricycle! But my wife told me I was a little too quick on that one--well, can you blame me? The idea of teaching my daughter how to ride a bicycle, all on her o--
[INSERT 3 HOURS WORTH OF THIS. I AM SO SORRY. You may hang up and try again later.]
And then she made a wish and blew out her candles!! I bought her a cute little mechanical mouse, and she never stopped playing with it! She even took it to bed with her and wouldn't let her little grip off it, not even for a bedtime story. Waaaah, papa's so glad she enjoyed her present so much! And she even named it, too. How cute is that?!
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...Aaaah, I've been rambling. Back to paperwork!