A far more satisfying realisation

[bestpersonever]

Life is good once more, the contemplation of suicide no longer exists. While in a state of severe depression about my earlier discovery i searched the depth of my soul and realised that i need no friends. I am the best person ever and my own company is more than any individual should have the right to ask for

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oh dear benny boy, oh dear!

[anonymous]

I think you'll find that the reason you need no friends is that you have no friends. However as you are in such a sad state I will do my best to lift you from this depression and be you're friend for life. I am talking a big load of 'cajones' so i will go now.....