"once a human type is perfected--or almost perfected--it immediately becomes an anachronism and has no place in society."--Peter Taylor, "Dean of Men"

For a long time, there was a Little Italy cup impaled on one of the sharp points of the wrought iron fence surrounding the parking lot of the bank across the street from Little Italy. I almost always noted it on my way to work every morning. It was somewhat comforting, the way it stayed up there, oblivious to the wind, rain, light, darkness, and ( Read more... )

you know what I like to watch on TV? baseball. No. Wait. That's not true. I like watching the simpsons and king of the hill on TV.

Statements of Intent are extremely difficult to write without sounding like a douchebag.

When you post a comment on this website, it goes to the page where your comment appears, and below your name--but above the comment--it says, "comment posted successfully." Am I the only one who feels this information is unnecessary? I mean, you can see the comment there. Isn't that enough to prove the success of the posting? Apparently not.

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Discuss.

I'm too groggy to be funny, so here's the basic week in review ( Read more... )

It turns out that yesterday was national talk like a pirate day. Do you have any idea how many people I could have annoyed/amused had I known this fact 24 hours ago? (Beth, I assure you, I would have phoned you to discuss steering wheels in odd locations).

So... If anybody is free tomorrow night and wants to go with me to see the Fiery Furnaces, I will buy your ticket and, perhaps, a PBR or two. Just let me know ( Read more... )

Sorry, not the best picture of it, but George W. Bush has a vagina for a neck:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/09/images/20050915-8_speech-515h.html