Title: Divorce Counseling - Time Lord Style
Author: betawho
Rating: G
Characters: 11th Doctor, Amy, Rory
Words: 146
Summary: Amy is divorcing Rory because she can't give him kids, but they reckoned without the Doctor...
"She thinks we should get divorced because they sterilized her at Demon's Run and she can't have any more kids," Rory said, waving in helpless anger at Amy.
"I'm setting you free to marry someone else, you jerk! You're the one who wants to have kids, you've always wanted to have kids, ever since you were a kid!" Amy yelled back, crying.
The Doctor's face bobbed back and forth between the two of them.
"Oh, is that all?"
They turned and stared at him.
"Easy peasy!" he clapped his hands and rubbed them together. "Once we're done here with the Daleks we'll pop on over to Messaline, they owe me a favor. I'll have to reset the progenation machines for infant, but that shouldn't be a problem."
He gave them a huge grin. "We'll have a little boy Amy and a little girl Rory in no time. That okay?"
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