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[imhere4theplot]

[Gaila is apparently in the mood to be continuing her semi-pornographic network messages. This one is from a bubble bath full of pink bubbles and at that funny teenage girl above-the-head angel of frame. And why yes, she'd definitely naked under those bubbles.]

So.

I saw a big dragon today. Are there supposed to be dragons here? I mean, I didn't

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[alphaophiuchi]

Apparently dragons being here is quite normal.

[he simply raises a brow at the second question.] What's the poll for, out of curiosity?

[imhere4theplot]

Huh, so I've been told. It's kinda new news to me.

Curiosity mostly! And I need to fix the virgins around here, they don't seem to understand what they're missing.

[alphaophiuchi]

I've a coworker with one. The buggered thing tends to like running around.

You're going to fix them? What, shag them all into oblivion?

[imhere4theplot]

That sounds so cute, what's it's name?

Um. Pretty much, yeah. [Gaila grins to herself, it's one of her better plans.]

[alphaophiuchi]

Laphroiag. It's only cute when it doesn't want to leap on you.

Well, sounds as good a plan as any to me.

[imhere4theplot]

Laphro-what? You couldn't just call it Josh or somethin' normal?

I like to think of it as doing a public service for the citizens of Bete Noire so they don't have to get bitched out every time one of the virgin brigade get offended by the slightest bit of flesh on show.

[alphaophiuchi]

It's not my dragon. I had no say in what it was named.

It really is fascinating, isn't it? As if shagging is an enormous deal that ought to be taken delicately, and not in any decent public.

[imhere4theplot]

I know, people are so uptight these days. It's depressing really.

[alphaophiuchi]

Quite. Apparently that's one of those things that's universal.

[going back here for a moment..] ...did you call them the 'virgin brigade'?

[imhere4theplot]

Yep, the virgin brigade, there seems to be a disproportionate amount of virgins for this supposedly being the city of sin.

[alphaophiuchi]

You do have a point there. Rather good name, too. I can't help but feel like the lot of them need badges now.

[imhere4theplot]

[Giggles]

I might make them some and post them through their doors. I'd love to see their reactions to it. They'd probably bust an artery!

[alphaophiuchi]

I imagine some of them would actually have the sense of humour to wear them. They can't all have sticks up their arses.

[imhere4theplot]

I dunno, with all that repression and sexual tension, I tend to find humour tends to be quite poor.

[alphaophiuchi]

And if we shagged them to get their minds off it all, they wouldn't be eligible any more. That's buggered.

[imhere4theplot]

Could always make them a 'I was fucked by Gaila and all I got was this lousy badge' after it? [Grin.]