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[doesntdohumble]

[A tall, blond, handsome man appears on screen, poking around opening doors and looking for secret hiding places in what appears to be an abandoned building. He lifts a few things that should be really heavy as if they weigh no more than tin cans. He's obviously looking for some sort of spot or another, but what is unclear. Eventually, he spots the

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[idolstolemylook]

I dunno. Kill someone?

[doesntdohumble]

I was thinking something a little more...subtle than that.

[idolstolemylook]

Can't help you then.

[doesntdohumble]

You don't have to kill someone to drink from them, you know.

[idolstolemylook]

The more you know. Thanks for the tip, Ghandi.

[doesntdohumble]

Oooo, fiesty.

[idolstolemylook]

Slow down, tiger. Gonna have to kill me dinner first.

[doesntdohumble]

Hey, now. I don't kill for just anybody. I don't even know your name.

[idolstolemylook]

Spike.

[doesntdohumble]

Spike. [Eric shoots the other man a look] Is that seriously your name, then.

[idolstolemylook]

[Deadpan.]

Would I joke about somethin' like that?

[doesntdohumble]

If I introduced myself as the Scourge of the North Sea, would you believe me? [deadpans right back at him]

[idolstolemylook]

I'd believe you believed it. Most vampires give themselves those names, you know.

[doesntdohumble]

Not the vampires that I know.

[idolstolemylook]

Bunch of honest, upstanding citizens, then?

[doesntdohumble]

They know that if they do not follow the words of the Authority then they will suffer the True Death.