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Aug 07, 2011 22:31

Someone told me it was possible to synthesize a blood substitute. I'm not a scientist, but...is this possible? Could we somehow make this happen? Somebody scientific please help me out here.

...Mulder? I found Battleship. You vs. me, anytime, anywhere.

{ needy lesnicki, { ichigo kurosaki (au), conrad achenleck, spike, cho takahashi, { fox mulder

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[voice] idolstolemylook August 8 2011, 14:19:33 UTC

Why would you even want to?

[voice] idolstolemylook August 12 2011, 05:59:04 UTC

I think I can sum up both answers with "you're an embarrassment to the species."

[voice] miseryismyotp August 12 2011, 06:02:08 UTC

Why, because I don't bleach my hair and wear cool earrings and trounce about in leather like a twat and wear capes and have incredibly complicated last names and sparkle in the sunlight and intrude into the bedrooms of pretty girls in long nightgowns and drink blood by the fucking gallon and get plastered every other night and have wild, unimaginable sex all the other nights and live in a coffin inside a crypt and write dark poetry and talk about how long I've lived and how no one understands me and how I've got no soul and get really weepy about it?

[voice] idolstolemylook August 12 2011, 15:04:37 UTC

Who are you even talking about?

[voice] miseryismyotp August 12 2011, 15:05:34 UTC

Kind of a general, all-vampires-I've-ever-met-except-for-me sort of...thing.

[voice] idolstolemylook August 12 2011, 15:07:51 UTC

Well. I do bleach my hair.

But that's not what I was talking about.

[voice] miseryismyotp August 12 2011, 15:08:38 UTC

What were you talking about, then?

[voice] idolstolemylook August 12 2011, 15:09:56 UTC

You need to lighten up! Enjoy yourself! Stop whinging all night long about bein' a vampire and just be one! What the hell's the point of living forever if you don't like living?

[voice] miseryismyotp August 12 2011, 15:11:32 UTC

Because I don't like living?

[voice] idolstolemylook August 12 2011, 15:12:53 UTC

Well that's just stupid. Either die an' get it over with or find somethin' you like. Not bloody rocket science.

[voice] miseryismyotp August 12 2011, 15:13:45 UTC

Thank you, for that wonderful shred of advice. Really.

Spike, are you..?

Fuck, I can't even...believe I am asking this.

Would you...I don't know.

Be my sire or...something...?

[voice] idolstolemylook August 13 2011, 21:40:49 UTC

[Spike stares at his network device. He's not sure whether to laugh or... well, laugh, but it's probably good Conrad can't see his face. But he locks it.]

[locked]

Fuck, Sparky, don't say things like that in public. Anyway can't change who made you, don't get a certificate or anything.

[Locked] miseryismyotp August 13 2011, 23:49:25 UTC

No, I know! I'm not stupid. I know you only get the one.

I mean, like. Teach me. Vampire things, how to survive, you know. Mostly I've just been winging it. Getting it out of books.

[Locked] idolstolemylook August 14 2011, 06:43:46 UTC

What books might those be? You aren't reading Anne Rice, are you? Please tell me that much.

[Spike thinks about this. Or anyway, there's a pause, in which he might be thinking, and might be just pausing.]

Yeah all right. Just... don't call me sire, for fuck's sake.

[Locked] miseryismyotp August 14 2011, 14:12:10 UTC

Hah, no, I skipped that one. Mostly encyclopedias. And, y'know. Vampire hunter accounts.

Not on your life.

[Locked] idolstolemylook August 15 2011, 03:20:55 UTC

Not like it's not entertaining or anything, though she's really hung up on what they're wearing and there's no bloody sex.

Right then. Seems like I'd be doin' everyone a favor. When we gonna start this Rocky training montage?

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