[video; fail!locked to Wesley Wyndam-Pryce]

[idolstolemylook]

Wesley. Tell that Bonnie bint I'm bloody dangerous, will you? Give her that whole William the Bloody run-down. 'm tired of this.

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

Far better than 'Spike', if you ask me. Though I rather doubt you are.

Either way, the statement stands, and I get the feeling- [since he pays attention to unlocked posts] -I'm not the first to say so.

Just trying to keep the moral majority at bay, are we?

[idolstolemylook]

No, really wasn't, blondie.

An' yeah, snappin' at my heels, they are.

[alphaophiuchi]

You're no less blond than I am, and we've already established that I've a name.

I can't possibly imagine. That sort of thing does happen when you end up saying these things to everyone.

[idolstolemylook]

Come to think of it, how the hell would this city even have a moral majority?

[alphaophiuchi]

Scewed morals. They're morals all the same.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh. Well. Don't really care, do I?

[alphaophiuchi]

You don't really care about much, so far as I've gathered.

[idolstolemylook]

Care about plenty. Just not what the vast majority of people think.

[alphaophiuchi]

So what do you care about?

[idolstolemylook]

People I love. Man U. Sex Pistols. You know, the important stuff.

[alphaophiuchi]

Man U? And dare I even ask what a sex pistol is?

[idolstolemylook]

[Shocked silence.]

Kids today. Manchester United. Football team? Sex Pistols, punk rock, "Anarchy in the UK." Ring any sodding bells?

[alphaophiuchi]

Football. That Muggle sport. [dryly:] I'm familiar with Puddlemere United, though.

And no, that doesn't 'ring any sodding bells'.

[idolstolemylook]

Your loss, then, Eton.

[alphaophiuchi]

And what is that supposed to mean?

[idolstolemylook]

"Your loss" usually means you're a sorry wanker who doesn't know what's good for him.