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Oct 13, 2011 18:09

[In a tone absolutely dripping with sarcasm]

Is there anyone else I have failed to notice who desires induction into my potions-making class? I would hate to leave any aspiring wizards out of this community-building activity.

garrett hawke, hermione granger, severus snape, merlin, { zero, neal caffrey, draco malfoy, bonnie mccullough (au), loki, wesley wyndam-pryce, { tensa zangetsu (au), gregory house md

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alphaophiuchi October 14 2011, 01:54:30 UTC
Sir, dare I ask if you're actually serious?

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halfbloodgit October 14 2011, 01:56:16 UTC
I was not originally, but unsurprisingly, many here fail to grasp the subtle art of sarcasm.

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alphaophiuchi October 14 2011, 01:57:14 UTC
Of course they do. You can't really expect the lowest common denominator to grasp even the most simple of concepts.

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halfbloodgit October 14 2011, 02:01:03 UTC
I'll have to add in a modifier in the future, carefully tailored to note dark humor in order to facilitate the mental handicap of my readers.

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alphaophiuchi October 14 2011, 02:08:34 UTC
Likely the best idea, sir. As unfortunate it is to have to stoop to their level.

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halfbloodgit October 14 2011, 02:29:08 UTC
Indeed.

If you were to attend class with me again, Mr. Malfoy, I would be relying on you to show the rest what sort of hard work is expected of them.

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alphaophiuchi October 14 2011, 03:19:11 UTC
An example? I don't see any reason why I couldn't make a point of coming by, in that case. [since being awesome in front of a room of people is his thing.]

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halfbloodgit October 14 2011, 22:57:51 UTC
Good.

And of course, these classes would be open to you, should you have any questions in your own endeavors.

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alphaophiuchi October 15 2011, 00:13:16 UTC
I can't really refuse an offer like that, sir.

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halfbloodgit October 16 2011, 16:12:43 UTC
No, I suppose not.

And how is your....Zero?

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alphaophiuchi October 17 2011, 00:34:29 UTC
[always his 'Zero'. Good possessive there. Draco continues to act perpetually innocent.]

Fine, as he always is. Why do you ask?

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halfbloodgit October 17 2011, 00:38:53 UTC
He had interest in pursuing magical studies.

Is this really the sort of person you feel is best to surround yourself?

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alphaophiuchi October 17 2011, 01:11:13 UTC
He's a magical creature. I imagine he would, yes.

Sir, with all due respect, wasn't it you who suggested I get people to like me so as to garner a good reputation?

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halfbloodgit October 17 2011, 01:15:55 UTC
I did suggest that, yes. But I had more low-profile people in mind.

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alphaophiuchi October 17 2011, 01:59:12 UTC
Like whom, sir?

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halfbloodgit October 17 2011, 02:05:57 UTC
Like those who would not be immediately targeted should familiar faces appear in Bete Noire.

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