[VOICE; LOCKED to Wesley, Buffy, Jack, and...after some hesitation...Spike]

[getsthelastword]

Hello, responsible adults.

Need a favor from you. If Bonnie happens to mention the words "surprise party" and "Damon" within the next few weeks, I want you to go ahead and hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Okay? Good.

Thanks.

Comments

[locked]

[idolstolemylook]

Oh that's real sensitive, that is. Girl's got her heart broke an' you're worried about some bloody surprise party? Throw your own party an' stop dicking her around.

[getsthelastword]

This may come as a big surprise to you, but no one told me she dumped Wesley. And believe it or not, I don't stalk her.

[idolstolemylook]

Figured you just knew stuff like that.

You know, on second thought, if she does throw you a party you're going to let her do it.

[getsthelastword]

Up yours, Spike.

[Pause.]

Wes and I are doing tequila shots after we mess up Angelus. You in?

[idolstolemylook]

[Pause.]

Yeah, all right. Do you even get drunk?

[getsthelastword]

Yeah. I enjoy it, point of fact.

[idolstolemylook]

That surprises me. I confess I'm mildly interested in the results.

[getsthelastword]

Doubt there will be any lampshades involved, but Wesley is making up the "broody vampire drinking game."

[idolstolemylook]

That'll be over quick, with you there.

[getsthelastword]

I don't--how did Wes put it?--obsessively sketch.

[idolstolemylook]

No, but you sit in the dark and stare sullenly at people tryin' to have fun.

[getsthelastword]

You really don't know me.

[idolstolemylook]

I must just bring out the best in you.

[getsthelastword]

You give yourself way too much credit.

[idolstolemylook]

Someone has to make a fair accounting.

[getsthelastword]

Why?