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[diana_abel]

[Diana's face appears on the screen. She is soaking wet, her hair slicked back like a Bond girl. Her shirt is clinging to her chest in all the right ways, her bra just showing through the fabric. She looks ridiculously excited and is holding a seashell. In the background, the tropical island can be seen.]So, I'll bet this is a network post you

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[idolstolemylook]

What the fuck?

[idolstolemylook]

Oh come on. That was terrible and you know it.

[diana_abel]

[A pause.]

Okay, I'll give you that one.

[idolstolemylook]

[Pause.]

Fine. Tell me about the bloody shells.

[diana_abel]

They talk. Like, really. It's soooo fucking cool!

[idolstolemylook]

They... talk.

Uh, what do they say?

[diana_abel]

They're telling stories. Hence the looking for people with more knowledge of Jungian archetypes. Figure we might learn something about the history or mythology of this place.

Or something.

[idolstolemylook]

Think that's gonna get us out of here? What sort of stories?

[diana_abel]

Sound kinda like fairy tales, so far.

[idolstolemylook]

[Spike rolls his eyes.]

An' that's gonna get us out how?

[diana_abel]

I don't know yet! Hence the need for someone who studies this stuff.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh. Well, not me.