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[mr_chekov]

[There's a very grumpy seven year old staring at all of Bete Noire. A very very very grumpy one and also one holding a water canister in her hands. Pasha's normal clothes are swamping her.]

There had better be a wery good reason as to why I can not find Lyxander. And why I am not within Moscow. Babushka will not be happy if I am late for lunch again

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[alphaophiuchi]

I imagine you'll probably be slightly more than 'late for lunch'.

[mr_chekov]

Babushka is going to be wery upset then.

[alphaophiuchi]

Not sure 'Babushka' is going to be aware of it.

Where in the world did you come from, anyway? This is no place for children. [and why does her accent sound familiar...]

[mr_chekov]

Babushka is aware of ewerything. Ewen when I read in bed at night. She knows.

Um. I liwe at 566 West Pullman Road, Moscow.

[alphaophiuchi]

That's a tad frightening.

Nowhere near here, then. [under his breath:] Merlin, this place needs to stop taking in children who can't handle it.

[mr_chekov]

It's 'cause she can see my light under my door.

Who's Merlin? [Pasha is a nosy nosy nosy child.]

[alphaophiuchi]

Then you need to get better at it.

An old wizard. Do you always listen in on people's conversations with themselves?

[mr_chekov]

Yes. Do you always talk to yourself when you are talking to other people. How old is he? What tricks can he do. Irina had a wizard for her fifth birthday and you could see that he had things hidden up his sleewes.

[alphaophiuchi]

I talk to myself whenever I damn well feel like it.

I sincerely doubt that that was a wizard, then. No self-respecting wizard would ever hide anything up his sleeves, because he wouldn't need to.

[mr_chekov]

Uh-oh. [Pasha looks shocked.] You said a bad word. You need to go do prayers.

(troll)

[alphaophiuchi]

...damn? [snrk.] Damn, damn, damn. Whoops.

[mr_chekov]

You need to do fiwe now. Or the wolwes will get you.

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't think any...wolwes? There's a 'v' there, if I do recall correctly.

[mr_chekov]

Standard is hard to say things in. I can't say my veeees properly but Piotr told me that when I'm big I'll be able to say them properly like a big girl.

[alphaophiuchi]

'Standard'?

[mr_chekov]

Terran Standard. Not Russian. It's harder than Russian. Words hawe a lot more meanings in it.