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[im_head_boy]

[The feed opens on a very startled looking ginger, who's looking rapidly between his device, his watch, and the city, before turning back to his phone.]

Can someone please confirm the date for me? It can't really be December, can it?

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[alphaophiuchi]

Well, look who decided to grace us with his presence again. And here I'd thought we were rid of you for good.

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[im_head_boy]

[Merlin, it's like they have a script.]

Perhaps next time, Mr. Malfoy. Are you well?

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[alphaophiuchi]

[Draco is nothing if not consistent. Any similarities to Snape's script were purely intentional, and probably a result of six years of teaching.]

But of course, Mr Weasley. And yourself? Enjoyed your little vacation?

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[im_head_boy]

As much as one can enjoy ten minutes of London in December, yes, thank you.

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[alphaophiuchi]

At least you can anticipate the weather of London in December.

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[im_head_boy]

I've found the weather in Bete Noire in December to be predictably terrible.

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[alphaophiuchi]

You mean, like everything else it throws at us?

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[im_head_boy]

Yes, precisely like that. Predictable in that it will always be awful.

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[alphaophiuchi]

Much like chatting with you. Or a brick wall.

On the other hand, you're far more useful than a brick wall. Or Black, for that matter; I've never found that he ever manages anything of any use either.

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[im_head_boy]

[Oh look, he's been back in Bete Noire for ten minutes and he wants to break Draco's nose. Business as usual.]

Of course I'm more useful than a brick wall, although I admit surprise that you spend time chatting with walls. Surely you've more productive ways of spending your time.

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[alphaophiuchi]

[sounds par for the course, sir.]

Generally I tend to spend it with my boyfriend, yes. He does prefer I chat with him over walls.

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[im_head_boy]

I would find it concerning were it otherwise.

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[alphaophiuchi]

I'm flattered, Mr Weasley. I had no idea you were so invested in my love life.

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[im_head_boy]

Yes, I absolutely was concerned for your welfare.

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[alphaophiuchi]

Don't dare let anyone know; I'm afraid you'd suffer greatly for it.

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[im_head_boy]

Merlin forfend. I wouldn't dream of letting a soul know.