taken from jeremydowns
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Don't care.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Hmmm... Opposite. Girly bits confuse me.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Heh...hehe...heheheheheheh
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Is this a trick question?
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Depends on the position... Well, you asked.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I'm sober as a judge, baby.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Like casual sex doesn't happen? What planet are you on?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
How many hands do I have?
9. What's your favorite position?
Less blood to my head, the better.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Let's see... How big is your house?
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
What's the difference?
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
JAJAJAJA!!
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Hmmmm.... Depends if I like the person.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
I get off one way or another.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Its better than a sock.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Hmmm... Hold on - HONEY, AM I A SCREAMER?!!
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I love to hear them groan. Or purr, or hiss, or scream, or yowl... bite, and pinch... scratch.... Whatever.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
...
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
Oh, theres no fun in me telling you!
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Oooh! So many!
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
JAJAJAJAJA! That defeats the purpose!
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Slept with one. Slept with random. Honestly, it feels the same to me. Though one pillow talk was more annoying than the other.
Why must you talk?
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Ew... No, and never.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Hmmm... Jail cell!... oh wait... No, the forest was foreplay, jail cell was actual sex. Okay, so jail cell.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
One word; shooowwweerrr.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
Nope.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Oh, please.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Funny story.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Well, I am a tinge bit occupied during all that, and if I am... Just stop.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Yet another trick question!
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Oh, it depends on how good they are.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
So far they all come.
35. Could you live without sex?
I went 16 years without it.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Hmmm.... Hmm... HMMMMM.... Dunno.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
1 hour to 12 minutes... I'm a girl I pay attention... sometimes...
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
...yet, another funny story, but I gotta like you enough.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
I'll just let you think on that.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No. One is fine.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
I'm Mexican. HAVING SEX WITH ME IS INTERRACIAL!
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Once. Poor little boy.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
I lost my virginity TO my Boss.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Nope.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
...Whips.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Not intentionally.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Jajajajajaja.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Ooooohhh!!! Where do I start! I like them taller than me, meaner, stronger, and able to keep up!
50. Do you spit or swallow?
I don't like any of them enough to do ANY of that.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Three... four... Five... it was a long night.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Ja ja ja ja ja!
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Not on purpose.
I said I was sorry!
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Nope.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Oh, its fantastic!
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Jail cell... Kinda sorta forest floor, but I'm still trying to figure out what he wanted.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
He was 32 I was 17.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Well since all of them get louder, I sure hope so!
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Jajajajaja!
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Getting caught.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
11 and younger.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Clothed is fun, but so is naked so its a win win... Hey maybe THAT'S what happened...
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yep and yep.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
...A van?... Dunno.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Oh, the gripping is endless.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Thank you Plan B.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Since I'm the girl, I would know. So the answer to this question is a big fat NO!
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older is more fun, but youngers got stamina.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
If it fits, it works.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Oh chains are fun.
But I'll just use the whip on you. so let's just leave them out.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Nope.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Oh, yes!
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Well that was fun!
Don't care.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Hmmm... Opposite. Girly bits confuse me.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Heh...hehe...heheheheheheh
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Is this a trick question?
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Depends on the position... Well, you asked.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I'm sober as a judge, baby.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Like casual sex doesn't happen? What planet are you on?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
How many hands do I have?
9. What's your favorite position?
Less blood to my head, the better.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Let's see... How big is your house?
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
What's the difference?
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
JAJAJAJA!!
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Hmmmm.... Depends if I like the person.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
I get off one way or another.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Its better than a sock.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Hmmm... Hold on - HONEY, AM I A SCREAMER?!!
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I love to hear them groan. Or purr, or hiss, or scream, or yowl... bite, and pinch... scratch.... Whatever.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
...
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
Oh, theres no fun in me telling you!
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Oooh! So many!
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
JAJAJAJAJA! That defeats the purpose!
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Slept with one. Slept with random. Honestly, it feels the same to me. Though one pillow talk was more annoying than the other.
Why must you talk?
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Ew... No, and never.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Hmmm... Jail cell!... oh wait... No, the forest was foreplay, jail cell was actual sex. Okay, so jail cell.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
One word; shooowwweerrr.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
Nope.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Oh, please.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Funny story.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Well, I am a tinge bit occupied during all that, and if I am... Just stop.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Yet another trick question!
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Oh, it depends on how good they are.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
So far they all come.
35. Could you live without sex?
I went 16 years without it.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Hmmm.... Hmm... HMMMMM.... Dunno.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
1 hour to 12 minutes... I'm a girl I pay attention... sometimes...
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
...yet, another funny story, but I gotta like you enough.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
I'll just let you think on that.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No. One is fine.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
I'm Mexican. HAVING SEX WITH ME IS INTERRACIAL!
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Once. Poor little boy.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
I lost my virginity TO my Boss.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Nope.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
...Whips.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Not intentionally.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Jajajajajaja.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Ooooohhh!!! Where do I start! I like them taller than me, meaner, stronger, and able to keep up!
50. Do you spit or swallow?
I don't like any of them enough to do ANY of that.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Three... four... Five... it was a long night.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Ja ja ja ja ja!
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Not on purpose.
I said I was sorry!
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Nope.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Oh, its fantastic!
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Jail cell... Kinda sorta forest floor, but I'm still trying to figure out what he wanted.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
He was 32 I was 17.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Well since all of them get louder, I sure hope so!
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Jajajajaja!
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Getting caught.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
11 and younger.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Clothed is fun, but so is naked so its a win win... Hey maybe THAT'S what happened...
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yep and yep.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
...A van?... Dunno.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Oh, the gripping is endless.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Thank you Plan B.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Since I'm the girl, I would know. So the answer to this question is a big fat NO!
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older is more fun, but youngers got stamina.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
If it fits, it works.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Oh chains are fun.
But I'll just use the whip on you. so let's just leave them out.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Nope.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Oh, yes!
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Well that was fun!