So The Hoff decided it was time to reveal his extraordinary culinary skills by appearing on Iron Chef America. And he challenged Mario Batali. But instead, MARIO shows up with Luigi in tow. And the secret ingrediant, which was unveiled as Chairman Kaga did a double backward sommersult while eating a raw onion, was, ironically, IRON MAN!
The Hoff grabs some lower torso lovin' and Mario grabs the head without batting so much as an eye. Half an hour later, they serve up Leg of Man and Stuffed Helmet Shells to the guest celebrity judge, Sean Connery, who declares the feast fit for a king. Because he would know (smile, 'ping!').
And that's how Iron Man met his demise on Iron Chef at the hands of Mario, Luigi and The Hoff. Long live love!
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So The Hoff decided it was time to reveal his extraordinary culinary skills by appearing on Iron Chef America. And he challenged Mario Batali. But instead, MARIO shows up with Luigi in tow. And the secret ingrediant, which was unveiled as Chairman Kaga did a double backward sommersult while eating a raw onion, was, ironically, IRON MAN!
The Hoff grabs some lower torso lovin' and Mario grabs the head without batting so much as an eye. Half an hour later, they serve up Leg of Man and Stuffed Helmet Shells to the guest celebrity judge, Sean Connery, who declares the feast fit for a king. Because he would know (smile, 'ping!').
And that's how Iron Man met his demise on Iron Chef at the hands of Mario, Luigi and The Hoff. Long live love!
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