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[bethfacekillah]

MY LIFE FUCKING RULES ! ! !

matt fucking king is coming to my birthday!

FUCKING AMAZING!....

AND i got orange in scrabble

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[junkpile]

ooh girl. i forgot to tell you.

i WON that bathing suit!

i paid for that shit today, it'd be dope if it got to me in time to sport for swimming at Ohiopyle.

[bethfacekillah]

UGh im so jealous.. dude! i SO can do 1920's to 50's hair and makeup. we should set aside some time saturday.. or maybe the next time im in richmond.. and take some cute fucking pictures of you. im saving up for a nice new camera so i can take my own pictures of my work and have a banging portfolio. whatcha say!

[junkpile]

also, watchamacallits are my favorite candy bar too.

how the fuck did they get so good?

[bethfacekillah]

i remember someone... someone black... ronni cummings possibly... telling me that their mom ate a whatchamacallit on a subway and when she took a bite she felt weirded out and when the lights came on there were MAGGOTS everywhere on it.

so i didnt eat them for years.

then the other day i was all "amy stitzer said adams nipples were inverted cause he drank a lot of juice.. and thats a lie... so whatchamacallits and mnaggots may not be true too!"

insert 5 extra pounds due to my new love.

[dungaree_high]

happy birthweek!