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[bethlehem80]

Ok, so work... it is what it is... fucking work. I've been slacking, I've been slacking so hard I had to buy a new pair of slacks (not really, I don't own any) Ok, so yeah... a few weeks back my boss told me that I was late too many times so I wouldn't be eligible for the quarterly productivity bonus, which lanched me into a new plane of slacking.

Comments

[cheesenoonions]

LOL...you're like those CEOs on wallstreet! That's prolly how it went for them too:

SHareholders: "can we see you in our office?"

CEO: "aw shit.... I've been slacking"

Shareholders: "we've decided to gie you a bonus"

CEO: "ooookaaaaaay. but the company is bankrupt... I ruined people's lives"

lol

[bethlehem80]

That's exactly how it went down.

[seeliespright]

Ahahahaha... you sound just like Katie!

She did a very similar thing at BBB with the slacking when she realised no one who mattered cared. She almost made one of the managers' (who did care, but didn't matter) heads explode one day. It was great.

[cheesenoonions]

the ones by Rob are the best

[bethlehem80]

Oh
My
God...

Awesome!

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