Everyone read my saved bio away messages for the last time, because I AM DONE WITH BIO FOREVER ( Read more... )

This one's sappy...
People Envy Your Generosity
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I just found out that Sara got an even better role in CATS- she is now Victoria, the white cat who does all the great dancing! I googled Victoria to make sure I was thinking of the right cat, and the first website that popped up says this ( Read more... )

Update: the fortune cookies my mom sent me have graduation fortunes. I had one during class today and it said "You look great in a cap and gown."

Every time finals roll around, my mom reminds me of where I got my randomness from. This semester’s “finals survival kit” includes pens, pencils, post-its, various snacks, a Red Bull, and fortune cookies. On a box of SmartPop popcorn, she circled the “Smart”, drew an arrow pointing to it, and wrote “That’s you!” Of course, she also sent me a toy- a ( Read more... )

Last night I asked my paper to write itself, and while it was at it, to find me more people to move to NYC with. Well it didn't write itself (bastard), but Sara emailed me to say that she found 2 more people she thinks we could live with. I'm willing to give the paper partial credit for that.

Lord help me... I may be living with 4 dancers.

God LOVES me ( Read more... )

A word to the wise:

Don't leave macaroni shells in a bowl of water in the microwave while you go off to class and expect them to be ok when you come back. They'll be gross and ruin the whole meal.

This would be dumbass move #3 in less than 36 hours... go me.

Why my cousin and I don't like our uncle ( Read more... )

The conclusion I've reached after being resigned to using plain saline solution out of desperation for an extended period of time:

No rub contact solution is the best invention since the contact lens.