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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Bring back disco.

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Damn Straight.

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...it when you really want grilled cheese, but you don't have any bread. So then you have to go to the store down the street and get bread, but suddenly pirates attack you and you wanna cry a little, but you hold it in. And then you get your katana of justice and have a huge fight for about 12 seconds and you kill them, but then they strap a bomb ( Read more... )

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If I'm so wonderful, then why am I so misunderstood?

I BOUGHT STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH YESTERDAY! THEN I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT AND THIS MORNING AND I WILL PROBABLY WATCH IT AGAIN TONIGHT!!!!

I WIN!!!

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