perks of management...

..fitting bras to tranies, old women, and 15-year-old girls
..having my staff of 4 homosexual men listen to EVERY word i say
..a parking space with my name on it
..a sweet walkie talkie
..not being able to talk
..smoke breaks WHENEVER i wanted them

i need to add more of these later

so home ( Read more... )

last entry at michigan state how the tears flood my little eyes ( Read more... )

AHHH. end of school and i'm really upset about leaving my friends and the beginnings of things BUUTTT at work today we were talking about summer and this is ANOTHER list of things that just make me hop in my boots ( Read more... )

when i'm down i try to think about the stuff that makes me happy in life. so hence i've compiled a list and just making it makes my stomach not feel sick ( Read more... )

what does she have that i don't have. there's confidence. there's the fact that she is able to express feelings without fear. there's mystery. there's the fact that she's pretty, cute, and intelligent. she's put together and doesn't make mistakes. there's the fact that she knows what she wants and is able to get it ( Read more... )

the best +/- list of my liiifee. this is an actual update so maybe you people can get some idea of whats going on with miss elizabeth ( Read more... )

MAUREEN ( Read more... )

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*The Soundtrack of Your Life ( Read more... )