[NPC] B.M -- 001

[betrayedbynpc]

This is not good. No, not good at all. You must all realize what to do, right? Or do these legends not exist for you. No matter, look, follow, if you will.

To properly end your troubles, you must stop and think. Where would I dispose of something, were I to want it never to come back? Where would I bury my troubles?

Comments

[moar_sake_plz]

Most of us don't come from the same world. And so you know each worlds have different legends. It'll be really helpful if you explain to us what those legends said~~

[betrayedbynpc]

I am well aware. Perhaps you should think on it for a little while.

[moar_sake_plz]

If I have something or someone to dispose...I'll bury it in the graveyard.

[betrayedbynpc]

Bravo.

[cold_iron_soul]

Hmm. Something, or someone?

[betrayedbynpc]

Ah! We have the correct lead.

Perhaps both.

[cold_iron_soul]

Really~

I suppose you're only going to be cryptic if I keep asking, aren't you?

[betrayedbynpc]

Of course. I have been told it's my strong suit.

[wannahitthat]

You'd eat it.

[betrayedbynpc]

Would you? I don't suppose the object I refer to would be...quite the right kind for that.

[wannahitthat]

What, you need Mommy to cut it down to little pieces for you? Do you not know how to use a knife properly? Gym class pushups never do it for you? I've got an extra push-up bra you can borrow if you want, I only use it when I need someone to be too distracted by my tits to notice the slugger cracking down on their skulls.

Second idea: furnace.

[betrayedbynpc]

Unless you fancy the idea of eating glass, your little speech is irrelevant.

Perhaps. Though it was not what I was thinking.

[betrayedbynpc]

Now, now, if I were doing it to you why would I be trying to undo it?

[chosen_wind]

...You could throw it in the sea, but that's not here.

Down the sink? Or in the graveyard....

[betrayedbynpc]

Another one. So quick to catch on, the lot of you.