01; voice post
[ At first, the feed is only static, like someone is messing with the mic. Then there are a whole lot of sniffing sounds. ]
What's this? It's like a rock, but... I don't think it's a rock. Hmm... Maybe I can eat it!
[ Simba gnaws on the phone for a little while, but gives up when nothing happens. The phone survives with only a few scratches. ]
Nope, can't eat it. Ew, the taste in my mouth, yuck! Gross! Ugh. There's gotta be antelope around here somewhere. Maybe... this way? Yeah, this way!
What's this? It's like a rock, but... I don't think it's a rock. Hmm... Maybe I can eat it!
[ Simba gnaws on the phone for a little while, but gives up when nothing happens. The phone survives with only a few scratches. ]
Nope, can't eat it. Ew, the taste in my mouth, yuck! Gross! Ugh. There's gotta be antelope around here somewhere. Maybe... this way? Yeah, this way!