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[ Wakey wakey, everyone. Your alarm clock has arrived in a disco suit. Enjoy your eardrums are about to collapse from within. ]
ATTENTION ALL WEAK, FUTURE SUBJECTS OF FEAR AND TURMOIL.
YOU ALL HAVE EXACTLY THREE TASKS. SHOULD I HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS FROM ANY LOWLY LIFE FORMS, SAID COMPLAINTS WILL BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE SMITING.
FIRST OFF, WHAT AM I TALKING INTO.
SECOND, WHERE AM I.
THIRD, BOW BEFORE YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD, THE MASTER OF DARKNESS, THE EVIL KING STAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
FOURTH- …ah, yes, I did say there were only three tasks, didn’t I? No matter, you’re obligated to follow what I say no matter what alterations I make to my demands! Do you know why?
Because I can destroy you all with a wave of my hand. AHAHAHA... ha...
[ Pause. Pause. ]
What the--?! Why isn't energy crackling at my fingertips!
HEY, FAT-THIGHS HERO! IF THIS IS YOUR DOING, I'M NEVER RETURNING YOUR SHADOW TO NORMAL! NEVER EVER!!
Ugh. I should never have stolen that invitation from that lowly Explorer. Ingrate. The nerve of some people, can't even have invitations worth robbing on them, he'd better have his hand bitten off by a shark...
ATTENTION ALL WEAK, FUTURE SUBJECTS OF FEAR AND TURMOIL.
YOU ALL HAVE EXACTLY THREE TASKS. SHOULD I HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS FROM ANY LOWLY LIFE FORMS, SAID COMPLAINTS WILL BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE SMITING.
FIRST OFF, WHAT AM I TALKING INTO.
SECOND, WHERE AM I.
THIRD, BOW BEFORE YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD, THE MASTER OF DARKNESS, THE EVIL KING STAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
FOURTH- …ah, yes, I did say there were only three tasks, didn’t I? No matter, you’re obligated to follow what I say no matter what alterations I make to my demands! Do you know why?
Because I can destroy you all with a wave of my hand. AHAHAHA... ha...
[ Pause. Pause. ]
What the--?! Why isn't energy crackling at my fingertips!
HEY, FAT-THIGHS HERO! IF THIS IS YOUR DOING, I'M NEVER RETURNING YOUR SHADOW TO NORMAL! NEVER EVER!!
Ugh. I should never have stolen that invitation from that lowly Explorer. Ingrate. The nerve of some people, can't even have invitations worth robbing on them, he'd better have his hand bitten off by a shark...