Uhm.. I'm thinking that is IT. Been on a couple dates the past week. This last one last night not a date, just a movie with ex-coworker and nothing more which he thought should be something else... hardcore
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yes. yes it was. because after he got himself fired.. he was completely sane. the movie was RIGHT DOWN THE STREET... I figured "right down the street.. close enough.. what harm could it do?"
Nope. there's a guy in portland I've been talking to before this michael thing happened.. his name is derek and he's interested in meeting me.. he's also been sane so far but when I came home the night of the movie and got online I was like.. I have a questionaire for you to fill out, derek.
Him: Ok.
Me: First name.
Him: Derek.
Me: Height. Build.
Him: Would look taller if I wasn't as chunky.
Me: Now the most important question that will instantly qualify you for dismissal if answered wrong.
Him: .......... wow. ok. Go for it. (Has already been told the michael movie story, FYI)
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Him: Ok.
Me: First name.
Him: Derek.
Me: Height. Build.
Him: Would look taller if I wasn't as chunky.
Me: Now the most important question that will instantly qualify you for dismissal if answered wrong.
Him: .......... wow. ok. Go for it. (Has already been told the michael movie story, FYI)
Me: DO YOU OWN A CAR?
Him: *DIES LAUGHING* No.
Me: Ok. First round passed.
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