dear lily-white suburbia: jesus wasn't a wasp.

[better_at_3am]

i'm starting a new tradition: every year on the night before christmas eve, get stoned and invent a baked good

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[savestheworld]

or until you set up a fake marriage for health care
or until you win the lottery

[suckerforpezz]

so does this mean you're making the dentist appointment?

[better_at_3am]

yes, yes it does.