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betterasshole

IC CONTACT POST

Feb 04, 2020 03:51

This is a contact post, I'll write something in later yay. :) Just call Deb or text or something if you want.

what: contact post, who: bruce banner

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[phone] gamma_effect February 4 2011, 11:58:30 UTC

[ring ring banana phone~]

[phone] betterasshole February 4 2011, 12:13:09 UTC

[Oh hey, a number that she... doesn't recognize in the slightest /picks up]

Morgan.

[phone] gamma_effect February 4 2011, 12:14:28 UTC

It's Bruce. I know this is awkward, and I might be overstepping, but I thought we should talk.

[phone] betterasshole February 4 2011, 12:23:25 UTC

[Okay, this seems important so she'll just... skip over the wtf portion of this.]

Oh, Bruce--no, it's fine. What's going on?

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text; you can just assume he sent like, ten of these that may say slightly different things. creepyshitking February 14 2011, 16:14:34 UTC

Deb where are you?
dex

text; next day :C betterasshole February 16 2011, 05:03:55 UTC

... I don't know.
deb

fuck texting; this is a phone call! creepyshitking February 16 2011, 05:07:44 UTC

[ Ring ring ring!!!1 ]

[phone call!] betterasshole February 16 2011, 05:13:50 UTC

[B-but Dexter it's so much harder to lie over the phone... okay fine :C

She picks it up then just sighs into it for a couple seconds before realizing that oh hey she should talk into it, right.]

Hey, Dex.

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intuitivelyapt February 17 2011, 07:46:21 UTC

( ... )

betterasshole February 17 2011, 07:55:58 UTC

[ Deb's going to burn this. Or lose it somewhere in Dexter's apartment. Either one. ]

[phone] justasdamaged March 21 2011, 04:59:46 UTC

[ring ring~!]

[phone] betterasshole March 21 2011, 05:18:28 UTC

[O-oh she knows this number. ;_;]

... Rita?

[phone] justasdamaged March 21 2011, 05:25:06 UTC

Debra, hi. Are you busy? I wanted to talk to you about something.

[phone] betterasshole March 21 2011, 05:40:56 UTC

[She'll just... shove away everything she's doing right this second.]

No, not busy at all. Why, is something wrong?

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[phone] creepyshitking March 28 2011, 07:08:12 UTC

[This has the potential to be the most awkward conversation of Bruce's life, or very nearly, but well. It had to be done.

So Deb's cell phone is ringing, and the caller ID says it's Dexter.]

[phone] betterasshole March 28 2011, 10:29:04 UTC

[And so the phone is answered because omg Dexter's using the phone it must be an emergency. Wait, why is he calling her, and not at work? So confusing.]

Taking a sick day, bro? [No need for greetings, no, not at all.]

[phone] creepyshitking March 28 2011, 16:49:40 UTC

[Yeah he needs to stop this right away. He feels like he's intruding, seeing something secret: Dexter talking to his sister.

But how does someone explain this? There's a short hesitation.] We got switched. It's-- it's Bruce. I need your help.

[phone] betterasshole March 28 2011, 19:58:48 UTC

[That went right over her head. What does he mean 'switched'? All she gets is 'Bruce' and 'help' so she'll go with that.]

Bruce is in trouble?

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