[HARRY POTTER AU Profile stuff]

[bettercallgeico]

Name: Tanizaki Yukari. JUST CALL HER TEACHER YUKARI she also accepts Headmaster Yukari even if it is a dirty LIE
House: Sparklypoo
Talent: MASTER OF LOUD SPELLS. Specifically SONORUS Or something. She also may or may not have a talent for stealing other people's enchanted flying vehicles and/or animals. MOTORBIKE
Teaching Position: QUIDDITCH COACH/

Comments

[gloves_come_off]

I BET OUR HOUSES HATE EACH OTHER

AND THAT HEADMASTER POSITION WILL BE MINE

[bettercallgeico]

SHE CASTS RAINBOW PENII PAINTING SPELLS ON YOUR DORMS' DOORS WHILE YOU SLEEP

I'M TAKING IT JUST TO SPITE YOU

[gloves_come_off]

I AM GOING TO HEX YOU, BITCH

[bettercallgeico]

NOTE TO SELF: BURN ALL OF RAVENCLAWS' BROOMSTICKS