Comments | betternovembers: Fic: Keep Your Clothes On, One-Shot, NC-17

juniperlane in betternovembers

Fic: Keep Your Clothes On, One-Shot, NC-17

Dec 26, 2009 21:47

Title: Keep Your Clothes On
Author: Meg / juniperlane / betternovembers
Spoilers: Nope, none.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word Count: 2961
Disclaimer: TBBT does not belong to me, nor do the other unfortunate actors that got dragged into this.
Notes: Written for the Paradox Holiday Swap, for ammorgan21! The prompt was pretty much wide open, although you wanted to ( Read more... )

penny/acting career, fiction, sheldon/penny, big bang theory, nc-17

Comments 69

dashakay December 27 2009, 02:58:41 UTC

DEAR GOOD PEOPLE OF PARADOX:

READ THIS NOW.

NO, REALLY.

LOVE,

DASHA

juniperlane December 27 2009, 07:10:03 UTC

You are so lovably whacked in the brain. ILU and your CAPS and your big font, and your general enthusiasm for something that started out with only the vaguest of ideas and then turned, somehow and only with your help, into this.

<3

montycrowley December 27 2009, 03:00:54 UTC

My whole review is going to go "SLOW CLAP! ZOOEY! BATHROOM ZOOEY SLOW CLAP BLOWJOB. ACTING CAREER. ZOOEY."

I love your description and the stream-of-consciousness style, which I have an enormous girl-boner for, and the charm of your Penny voice and OMG TIE!PORN SEMI-PUBLIC BLOWJOBS HLABLHLABLLBLAAHBL.

I'LL BE IN MY BUNK.

juniperlane December 27 2009, 07:12:15 UTC

CAN I BE IN YOUR BUNK TOO?

I mean.

THANK YOU. I was trying to dance the line of having tie!porn but also not copying yours by accident (since it has been seared into my brain forever and ever). SEMI-PUBLIC BLOWJOBS ARE THE BEST KIND OF BLOWJOBS. THEY COULD GET CAUGHT AT ANY MOMENT.

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juniperlane December 27 2009, 07:13:59 UTC

I am just going to say that I would not limit myself to his forearms, but they would most likely be my first destination.

Thank you for the cheerleading over the past few days as I waffled about <3

spike and i need this cigarette allthingsholy December 27 2009, 03:14:20 UTC

See that splat on the wall? Just behind me? The stuff kind of oozing its way down the wall. That's my mind.

RIGHT WHERE YOU BLEW IT.

Nice, lady. Well-played.

Re: spike and i need this cigarette montycrowley December 27 2009, 03:35:05 UTC

Oh, yeah, sure, Allison, that's your mind.

I see your mind and raise you an

( ... )

Re: spike and i need this cigarette juniperlane December 27 2009, 07:17:00 UTC

I can't beat a certain someone's reply to this because she automatically trumps me with Alan Cumming sperm gifs BUT.

Dear your brain, it will be ok, I know large chunks of your plans for BBT fics, and also many lines from Twister, so we shall just copy my brain and put it in the space where yours used to be.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

(HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY HOW MUCH I LOVED A CERTAIN WORK OF FICTION THAT INVOLVES A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE BEING IN A BAND? HAVE I? I PROBABLY HAVE.)

ruby_caspar December 27 2009, 03:15:40 UTC

LITERALLY. I'M DEAD. I'M WRITING AND I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT 'I'LL TAKE A LITTLE BREAK AND GIVE IT A READ' AND NOW I'M DEAD.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

SERIOUSLY. INSANELY HOT. AND EMILY DESCHANEL? FUCK YES!! PENNY IN A MOVIE WITH EMILY DESCHANEL? FUCK YES X INFINITY.

YOU OWN MY SOUL.

kaosspad December 27 2009, 06:54:24 UTC

Icon love!

juniperlane December 27 2009, 07:20:00 UTC

I SHALL TREAT YOUR SOUL WELL, I PROMISE. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL REQUESTS? WHAT SORT OF CHOCOLATE DO YOU LIKE?

POOR EMILY DESCHANEL, SHE JUST GOT ROPED ALONG FOR THE RIDE. SO DID YVONNE STRAHOVSKI. ALSO, THAT IS QUITE THE AWESOME CASTING I PULLED OUT OF MY BUTT.

I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, BB. SO GLAD.