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[betterthanawiki]

[The screen shows Uxie, mournfully cradling a ladle caked with a horrible, gritty-looking mystery substance.]

Aiya, how awful... another batch of brownies ruined. Even though you were kind enough to share the recipe, Brock, I fear I simply was not fated to excel in the culinary arts. I don't suppose anyone out there has any pointers to share with

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[things_go_boom]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact I am kinda busy.

[betterthanawiki]

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[reign_of_power]

I see someone's been browsing my library for extra notes.

[things_go_boom]

What? No!

[bestsweater]

Did you grease the pan? Usually people forget to do that.

[betterthanawiki]

Ah, what an absentminded fool I've been! It must have slipped my mind compeltely.

[bestsweater]

It's a pretty common mistake. If you want I can help with your next batch and see what else needs fixing?

[betterthanawiki]

An excellent suggestion. I've never had much luck when it comes to baking, unfortunately. Perhaps all I need is a little guidance from an expert.

[miss_dreavus]

What are brownies?

[betterthanawiki]

Brownies are an excellent human food, typically consumed as a dessert. They're quite heavy on the chocolate. I'm not sure that human food will have quite as much appeal for you now, but they're certainly worth a try.

[miss_dreavus]

Chocolate is definitely preferable to sandwiches or plants. I would like to try making some with you. Perhaps we'll do it right together.

[betterthanawiki]

Or perhaps we'll create a nightmarish substance the likes of which the world has never before seen.

Either way, it certainly sounds interesting, don't you think?

[Telepathy]

[stay_classy_cat]

[TELEPATHY. WHO IS... oh well who else could... REALLY? His head is for--oh well now actually this is not so bad. He does not have to risk speaking or typing anything. Touché, Being of Knowledge.]

You know what curiosity does to cats, my dear friend. She's a feisty one, I'll give you that. How did you ever pick her up?

[Telepathy]

[betterthanawiki]

[Better get used to Uxies in your head, Warren. He doesn't like leaving paper trails.]

Believe it or not, she was the one who came to me. Those sorts are always drawn to power like moths to a flame, don't you think?

[Telepathy]

[stay_classy_cat]

Of course. She suggested I read up about her time in Black Hole, so I did. Unfortunately she seems a bit suspicious of me because of you. I'm sure she'll warm up in due time. Even a mighty tank can be defeated with a little ingenuity.

[Telepathy]

[betterthanawiki]

Would you believe that mistrust was all because I did precisely what she asked me to? Humans are so contrary sometimes! I haven't felt one ounce of regret for all the coercing I've done since.

Still, she does have her uses. I'm confident you'll tame that wild filly in due time. Tell me, has anyone else caught your attention yet?

[solarock]

Maybe you're too small.

[betterthanawiki]

That may well be the case. I've certainly had plenty of struggles due to my size. It's difficult to be a foot tall in a world designed for six-foot-tall beings.