You're still all gay

[betterthanyou77]

Dave and I stumbled into some place that has computer access so I figured I'd show up and let you all know how I'm doing. Much to my demise, they sell Ice House 40's and cases of steel reserve down here. So, I decided to let Dave and his buddies in on the lovely world of "Getting steel retarded." We all had a good laugh at the title of what

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Told you anything...

[iroppoi]

other than Buffalo is better... Especially anything warmer than Buffalo because it has been proven that warmer weather areas breed hotter, "friendlier" chicks. Hahahahaha. Good to hear it's been fun so far... Hopefully the sun makes chicks more honest too... heh. Good luck man.

[sadmunky]

Jonny, Don't forget, when your drunk, your stronger, smarter, tougher, and more charming than every other guy in the room...... Except me, compared to me your fucking Corky from life goes on when you get drunk. Then again, youve never knocked an entire bookshelf down onto yourself when you were drunk, or crushed a midget...... On second thought, I might need to lay off the bottle a bit. Nothing has really changed up here in the last week, except for like ten minutes after you got on the plane, A whole busload of asian pornstars showed up and blew everyone in the city, they were giving away free packs of ciggarettes that don't give you cancer and some kind of new japanese beer can thats never empty, apparantly it's some kind of new international goodwill program. Me and Ping-Mei will be movng in together shortly. If anyone down there tries to offer you a bag of stew, just walk away.