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[betticonfetti]

"Tums" spelled backwards is SMUT.
No wonder I like eating those damn things so much.

Comments

[kores_rabbit]

smooooot!

[feralfish]

Consuming smut is good, no matter how you do it. I prefer my smut without the chalky aftertaste though.

[betticonfetti]

On the contrary - this SMUT is new and improved! It's flavored like assorted berries and it includes CALCIUM, dammit! All the benefits of SMUT with calcium! It's a modern miracle of science!

[feralfish]

Science GONE MAD! Did they even stop to think of the implications before going ahead and playing GOD?! I'm telling you, when the appocalypse comes rolling in, THIS will be the turning point right here, right now! Assorted berry SMUT with calcium is the harbinger of our DOOM!!!