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[betticonfetti]

I am so drunk it hurts. I should definitely still be at my friend John's dorm room but for some reason I decided I would be OK to drive home. Thank you Jesus lord for letting me get home. I am the stupid. Anyway, this is a pointless post but I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm not that drunk, but obviously I am because I can barely type

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[feralfish]

Woooo! That barely able to preform basic functions drunk is always fun. Well, unless it's coupled with the body saying "oh shit, what did you do to me?!" waking period. Hopefully you'll avoid that part. Glad you got home safe though AND that youd have spaghetti, double win!

Your brother is tall and also an artist, both of these traits drive the women folk wild. It's a wonder we didn't have to wade through knee deep poon tang on the way into your house when he was there. My guess is it's because he seems like an ok, decent sort of guy, which might level off the female attraction because many women hate that sort of thing.

[skecherod]

I'm unfortunately only ankle-deep in tang, and that's because some astronauts dropped off their left-over cargo of orange and fruit punch!

You're nice for the compliment. :)

[feralfish]

I never compliment! I don't have glands for it. I simply observe and report...to my overlords. Astronauts get mad bitches, yo. It's the space ice cream, ladies love the space ice cream. Shit, so do I. Does that make me space-gay or something?

[skecherod]

I never believed in a thousand years that I'd be discussing topics of galactic sexual affiliations and brick-like space desserts in the same coupla' sentences!

Yes. It does make you space-gay. Be careful how you go about being space-gay, though; martians have literally thousands of orifices. Stick an extremity in the wrong one and, you know...

Kat-reality=sanity

[anonymous]

I love Kat when she is inebriated. Her sheer debauched essence drives me wild. Hope you have your formal wear available for the upcoming events. Love you.

[kores_rabbit]

I feel like I should be inebriated. I'm not.
May your recovery from BLURRGGLELSSSS be swift and tasty.
I made up that word. Ya know. Tasty.
Dan's right about yer bro. He looks the type that women would drool over.
I love that anonymous comment there. Heeeheee
Oh, and STOP DRIVING INTOXICATED!!! It's not intoxiKATEed.

[skecherod]

It's not that I have a different girl every time, it's just that you haven't met my girl friends all at once. :)

[thestrategist]

wait wait wait.. being tall and an artist gets you chicks?? I really need to get some lifts for my shoes.