My mother was a whore...

[betticonfetti]

No, not really. That's a complete lie. But if you happened to catch Unleashed last night with kores_rabbit , feralfish , and me, you would know what I'm talking about. You would also understand the magical essence of phrases such as "melons are ripe. ripe is sweet. sweet is good" and "some people are always poundin' on pianos." You would also be cool. I mean, c'mon...

Comments

[kores_rabbit]

We would adore pet shopping with you!!! I WANNA PLAY WITH HAMSTERS!

[betticonfetti]

Alright, next time I go to a pet store you're a-comin' with me. :) We can spend countless hours in the "rodent" section staring at their beady little eyes.

[feralfish]

I don't even think I would know where to begin as far as trying to pull off "cool". A hat maybe? I think as close as I can get is comfortable. I think I can usually be comfortable even when rabits are burning their own assholes closed with molten shit. Ya know, theoretically...if it were to happen...and it could

[betticonfetti]

I'll have you know that your current 'pet' is also my current 'future-husband' so I will kindly ask you now to refrain from insulting him. Hmmph!

I think there is nothing cooler than the way we spend our nights (molten shit, c'mon!), but if you think you need a hat to be cool......maybe we should go shopping. Would the 'daddy' hat be considered the cool hat too? Or are those just two different types of cool? Things to ponder.

And thanks for the offer of cheering up. You do a damn good job of it on any given day that I see you.......talk of dookie, it's a classic "pick-me-up"...