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[betty25_boop]

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[warlordblade]

So let me get this straight... you caught the purse snatcher of my purse, then you went and STOLE a purse...WAIT A MINUTE...More importantly - WHY DO I HAVE A PURSE!!??!!??!! I'm so confused.

HA HA. Okay so I'm not. My Naughty prize is MUCH more fun than a lump of coal!!

[betty25_boop]

You don't have a man purse? Well then--I know what to get you for Christmas!!
A MURSE!!!

[warlordblade]

um...I don't think I'm interested.
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[adonistour]

you LOST points for giving me a dutch oven? but i thought dutch ovens were all the rage this outdoor cooking season! unless "dutch oven" is some sort of sexual innuendo, in which case I still think you should get "nice" points for it...

[xxsnitterxx]

This is what I've learned from working with men: a Dutch Oven is also when you fart under a blanket, and then pull someone's head under to smell it.
And that's about all I've learned from working with men. =P

[adonistour]

oh good lord! the dutch are disgusting!

[xxsnitterxx]

That's pretty much why we put them on the other side of the world.

[goldenlotus9]

hey...wouldn't you have given me the "dutch oven?" You know, to reciprocate in lew of my church 'present.'

[betty25_boop]

Actually, I was just trying to get you out of there so we could avoid the whole "lightning striking" thingy... ;)

[hihi_superflat]

i did one of these and i bought you and jason porn -- both of you!!!! i accidentally shut down my browser when it happened. i was like -7800 points.