does anybody have that microsoft plus! program that turns text into spoken words? i think its called talkit or something. i have to get it for this wanky cunta-mumma surrealist tutorial presentation and i can't download it. eek!

anybody?... dust?... no?...

so it looks as though i've got glandular, which is just the cherry on the black cake of death which has been my week. anyhoo, i find out for sure on saturday. and i was just starting to develope a nice little pot too...sooo lame. feeling so james l. brooks right now.

James L. Brooks
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pippa is such a fucking champ! hope you had an awesome time on saturday. you're the only person i know who can still look hot while they puke. i <3 pippa 4 eva! p.s. double D seems really sweet, and he's hot. make us all proud kiddo!

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