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[bettyblitz]

let's play a game. i stole this from riahriot.

Fill in the blanks:

Dear Sam, You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you! Signed your _____, _____ p.s. _____.

Comments

[i_hate_punkrock]

Dear Sam, You are really a jerk. You should fuck off. We need to go stoner bashing. After that we can go cry like little emo kids. Remember that time we ate babies? That was real tasty. Maybe tomorrow we can stop by an orphanage. You are my personal baby chef. I hate you! Signed your buddy, Me p.s. Die Scum.

[bettyblitz]

...=cries=

[_trashy]

Dear Sam, you are really sick. You should cover your mouth, or we're all going to catch it. We need to go anywhere together soon. After that we can sing Spice Girl songs death metal style. Remember the time we ran around in my yard screaming "I smell alien"? That was real neat. Maybe tomorrow we can think about all the different ways to eat a Reeses. You are my passion. I eat you. Signed your cretin girl, Trashy.

P.S. We can dance if you want to.

[bettyblitz]

we can leave our friends behind?

...wait... we have no friends.

[_trashy]

...(Remembers lack of genuine friends) Oh yeah (Snaps)

[levitatedbacon]

I have a sick mind so put fuck or fucked after every one and for the Ps. I put I am pregnant.