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Oct 20, 2003 13:29

So I had a great conversation with my little sweetheart breckin_m. He told me all about his new girlfriend named Naked Buff, no wait...Buff Squiggle...no, ah yes, Bif Naked! That's her name! Bif Naked. He said she was really amazing and I have no reason to doubt him. I hope everything goes well for him. I heart Breckin like he was my only child ( Read more... )

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adambusch October 20 2003, 14:30:57 UTC

Hey, do you do housekeeping?

bettywhite October 21 2003, 00:49:37 UTC

For you Adam, I will do housekeeping hire a maid

s_green October 20 2003, 15:36:40 UTC

Remember that thing sitting on your credenza, called a "telephone"? I know it's not like the smoke signals you used, but holy fuck woman, you've called me before after you ate those shrooms and it wasn't a huge deal.

If I had a kitchen of my own, I'd gladly send you some brownies. I'll just send you some...uh...well, something else.

bettywhite October 21 2003, 00:51:33 UTC

Oh I'm sorry you can't take 5 minutes out of your hectic day of smoking yourself retarded filming to call your ol' pal Betty.

And fuck you ass, those smoke signals were beautiful! However I bought a whole box of flares from Costco today and thus I shall set them off as I so please.

I hope you're sending some crystal meth cookies.

s_green October 21 2003, 00:54:56 UTC

It works the same way, you stupid hag, taking 5 minutes out of your hectic day down at the retirement home giving hand jobs to call your ol' pal Seth.

Just don't burn down my house. Aim them at Gareth Gates's if you please. KTHXBI.

I hope you're okay with just a new crack pipe..it's shaped like a dong!

martina_mcbride October 20 2003, 17:02:42 UTC

I could send you some brownies. They won't be nearly as ...interesting as Seth's but they'd be brownies.

bettywhite October 21 2003, 00:51:56 UTC

aww Martina you are so sweet. how's the fam?

boygeorgie November 16 2003, 16:46:25 UTC

Hello Betty! *hugs*

I'd send you a hat but my fans are now sending me cookies instead of hats and I'm a bit nervous to try them...I think some maybe poisoned. Do you think a normal oatmeal cookie could somehow without radiation fry a microwave?

XoXo, Georgie. ♥

damn_kids November 18 2003, 16:31:07 UTC

I'm being chased by a Coca-Cola vendor and was wondering if perhaps I could hide out in your house... just for a few days. I couldn't pay you, but I could get you a lot of Pepsi.