U haul, I haul, we'll all haul!

[bettywhite]

So, I moved into the koo-koo house with Mandy, Ethan, Willa and my roomie Sean Paul. It took forever for me to pack everything I wanted to take, especially my bong chest of drawers. But all in all I got it all packed with only one incident. I accidently broke Seth's framed autograph picture Bea Arthur got for him, he left it at my house when he

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[ethanhawke]

I'll come over and we'll do bong swats, then order a pizza and throw tennis balls at your neighbors.

[bettywhite]

I'll see you at 10. I got the bong number to the pizza place on speed dial, being as I get the munchies like a motherfucker because of my arthiritis medication. And I dig the tennis balls, we'll throw some at Seth's house.

[ethanhawke]

We'll have the munchies and go mooch out of Seth's fridge, then pelt him with tennis balls covered in glue when he runs out of snack. If you take it for arthritis, I take it for senility.

[bettywhite]

Damn you Ethan, why do you come up with the greatest plans ever! Cheers to you. I bought us two 40's, I hope that's not a problem. Who doesn't like mixing?!

[diegoluna]

Good to have you back, Betty.

[bettywhite]

My little Diego, how are you sweetie?

[jake_gyllenhaal]

Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight.

[bettywhite]

Well how could I not?! I'm the B-to tha E - to the double T, muthafuckin' Y! I likey you kid, remember that!

[jake_gyllenhaal]

I'm humbled. Flattered. And possibly slightly aroused.

[bettywhite]

Only Slightly?! I'm hurt you crazy boys.

[s_green]

I hope you remembered your birth control your clapper, I know how salty you get at night when you have to walk your hefty ass and turn off the switch, what with your bad knees and all.

My boyfriend is hitting on you. I'm scared.

[jake_gyllenhaal]

I was just trying to be nice :(

[bettywhite]

Seth, you little shit sweetheart, Jake was just giving a warm welcome. I like him more than you think he's a sweetheart. Good for you two!

[jake_gyllenhaal]

I hear that from a lot of people about him.

[martina_mcbride]

Moving!

[bettywhite]

Yes! How's that baby?

[martina_mcbride]

She is absolutely perfect!