Holla!

[bettywhite]

Has anyone seen that old lady host that sex show on the Oxygen Network, now ain't that some nasty shit

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[ethanhawke]

I'm on a flight to Hawaii at the moment and from there, it's back to New York, I think. Why don't you come for a visit and I'll buy you a new six-foot Graffix bong for your birthday, gorgeous?

[bettywhite]

How long you in Hawaii sugar?! they gots some fine Maui-Wowie...

And a six footer eh?

[ethanhawke]

I have no idea, mama, as I've been kidnapped and forced against my will to make out throughout the time there. It could take awhile, but I'll be sure to get someone drunk and force them to smuggle back some green for us. Youy'll have to stand on a chair to hit it.

[bettywhite]

If you don't come back without it, I shall disown you. I am just kidding Ethan, I could never. You're like my grandson.....wow, I am drunk.

[helenaboncarter]

Happy Birthday, wonderful lady! Fuck that bitch on Oxygen. YOU should have your own show. ;)

[bettywhite]

Sadly my show would be about hitting bongs and watching TV. But thank you for the birthday wish.