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[bettywhite]

Well kiddies it looks like I passed out in a diabetic coma for a fuck of a long time! I went outside of the gool ole RV to take a piss and some asshole ran by and stole it! So I'm in some hospital in Arizona and they won't let me pack a bowl or anything, it's so killer!

How are the rest of you doing? Someone come rescue me!

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[evan_taubenfeld]

can you be my grandma? you're off the hook

[stephentrask]

i was just about to check the news to see if you went and died or something. i was going to collect all my betty white golden girls memoribilia bongs because damn, when you buy the farm that shit's going to be worth it's weight in gold.

get it? gold?

[helenaboncarter]

I'm so glad to see a post from you Betty. I'm sorry you're in the hospital and someone stole your RV. That's rotten luck! And I thought Mary Jane was considered medicinal in some cases now. Tell them you have glocoma (I have no idea how to spell that) ;)