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[bettywhite]

I'm such a lonely old lady. I sat and watched The Price Is Right for forever, and my dealer Jose got thrown back in the klink, so Mary Jane is no where to be found. I've resorted to Ajax, how sad is that?

I need to find my lotion.

Comments

[ex_aaronpaul731]

rubs the lotion on you

[bettywhite]

Ooohh what a nice young man! Make sure to get in all of the nooks and crannies.

[manningtaryn]

wtf you have worse fetishes then me

[_demi_moore_]

I love you!!!

[bettywhite]

I love you too! Ashton is one hot little boy such a sweetie!

[_demi_moore_]

yeah.. you could say that.. I wouldn't because he is a ass... but thanks:)

[bettywhite]

He does have a nice ass!

[manningtaryn]

You need some new icons Betty hi :-*

[bettywhite]

My arthiritis makes it hard for me to use this mouse thingie. You are such a pretty little girl

[manningtaryn]

thank you i bet we are the same height :-[ will you be my mom

[bettywhite]

Of course sweetie! Come on over and let me tell you about my golden days.

[mculkin]

can i do you raw

[bettywhite]

I think you'd break me in half, you strapping young lad!

[s_green]

You're fucking gross.

[mculkin]

SHUT UP I DONT GET ANY PLAY AS IT IS >:O

[harrelson]

Hey now, it's just a matter of speaking to the right people.
Being a Hemp Activist such as Yours Truly obviously has it's perks, Betty White.

[bettywhite]

You are so charming, Woody! Would you give your favorite old lady a discount?

[harrelson]

Betty, I was going to give it to you for free. Rolled and everything, because I'm such a nice guy.

[bettywhite]

Woody! You are such a sweet young man! You're making this old bitch lady blush. Come over and let me hug you and pinch your cheeks.