I taught you how to stunt.

[bettywhite]

A lot of people slip into Comas on a weekly basis.

The other day I got out of the shower, with the help of those nifty hand-rails, and almost freaked out on how pruned I was. Sadly it turned out that I had forgotten to turn on the water in the first place and the pruned effect was just God's magic we call "aging".

I haven't spoken to green_seth in awhile

Comments

[stephentrask]

holla!

[bettywhite]

oh, sweetie pie. I've missed you immensly.

[stephentrask]

i thought you died. i was checking the obits and wandering 'hollywood forever' looking for fresh unmarked graves with bea dancing on top.

[bettywhite]

Honey, oh god no. Bea is too tall to dance, she's very top heavy.

[bieljessica]

You're invited to my wedding at Disneyland. You can get jiggy with Mickey.

[bettywhite]

I'm not sure what "jiggy" means, but it sounds like my artificial hip wouldn't handle it.

[bieljessica]

I know you can get your groove on. mickey and you are about the same age, and he can break it down.

[bettywhite]

is Mickey really 103?

[garofalo_j]

god, I can't believe Marlena was the killer.

I mean...what?

[bettywhite]

All I know is that Belle better drop Sean like phat sac.

....who?

[_stevie_brock_]

hi. you are cool.

[bettywhite]

thanks I know. you're 12.

[_stevie_brock_]

No. I'll be 14 on Saturday. :-)

[mike_patton]

I got dime bags for ten, twenties for twenty, and some farking pills that will make you feel like you're 15 all over again.

[bettywhite]

I love you.

[mike_patton]

You can live with me and we'll bake together.

[bettywhite]

oh, you want it all, but you can't have it...my recipes that is. Why don't you come over one day and I'll teach you to sew.