An Extremely Delayed Reaction

[bevie]

Ok. This a really late response to something that happened a couple of years ago now, but in googling how to spell Terri Schiavo (because sometimes people look like her, so I wanted to know how to spell her name correctly), I came across her Wikipedia page. I mean I thought the whole thing was gross before, but after reading it (bored at work), I

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[caretastic]

Ditto for me. Because you totally know that mom would have us in giant tigeter sweat suits and matching poms.

Re: dead is dead

[bevie]

yeah, she would die of happiness. she would cut off all our hair and perm it, then she would dress us up in giatn tiger and sultles and sequins, then find a vegetable boy and make our corspes marry him. she'd throw a comatose brain dead wedding at the Mess or the Legion, where she would "make the cake". after reading this, i'm sure everyone but you (and maybe becky and naomi) thinks i'm totally insane, but we both know this is 100% "very very likely" should we become brain dead people.