I keep seeing tv dinners advertised as being "from our SPA line" these dinner are "SPA INSPIRED". WTF? Are they wrapped in seaweed with cucumbers over their eyes? It's this creepy marketing plan that's extension of the (hopefully slowly dieing) lifestyle ideal that includes us all being frugal and yet getting "ME TIME" which for people with vaginas means regular trips to the spa and dieting on boiled chicken with cranberries. Oh and buying shoes at Designer Shoe Warehouse.
THE THIEVING LIFE-LESS EYED MARKETING SWINE WILL FIND A WAY. THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY.
They'll drop the word "ramen" and say: These lucious Thai -inspired noodles in a lightly seasoned broth, will take you away to that little spa from you last vacation, without having to even leave you desk. Ready in 3 minutes Thai Spa Getways noodles are conveniently packaged and waiting for you in the groceries aisle. For a little getaway, when you can't getaway."
The already do it with those Thai noodles that are just ramen with hot sauce and dehydrate spring onions.
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I keep seeing tv dinners advertised as being "from our SPA line" these dinner are "SPA INSPIRED".
WTF? Are they wrapped in seaweed with cucumbers over their eyes?
It's this creepy marketing plan that's extension of the (hopefully slowly dieing) lifestyle ideal that includes us all being frugal and yet getting "ME TIME" which for people with vaginas means regular trips to the spa and dieting on boiled chicken with cranberries. Oh and buying shoes at Designer Shoe Warehouse.
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They'll drop the word "ramen" and say:
These lucious Thai -inspired noodles in a lightly seasoned broth, will take you away to that little spa from you last vacation, without having to even leave you desk. Ready in 3 minutes Thai Spa Getways noodles are conveniently packaged and waiting for you in the groceries aisle. For a little getaway, when you can't getaway."
The already do it with those Thai noodles that are just ramen with hot sauce and dehydrate spring onions.
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