2 Limbs

[beware_of_jaws]

What the hell was that last virus all about? Like I'd really want to have any brats pulling on my leg. Can't stand more than a few minutes of their damn screeching. I don't know how I managed to visit that little idiot and his annoying relatives without cutting some limbs off. That brat has some nerve, mouthing off to me like he thinks he's

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[originaldragoon]

I figured as much, considering you were claiming a teenager in another world to be your son.

((ooc: Rose is actually very amused by this. XD))

[beware_of_jaws]

Heh, I didn't exactly have "relations" that young.

(OOC: Kisame wants to make sure she knows he's all single and not attached! XD)

[originaldragoon]

And I imagine you didn't world hope to have them either even if you did.

((ooc: Awww. Why do I find that cute?))

[beware_of_jaws]

No.

Eh, besides... women usually aren't into someone with my looks.

(OOC: Because it's adorably pathetic? :3 Too bad she's got feelings for Dart's dad and all, LoL~)

[beware_of_jaws]

Tch, you're not even a man yet. Having a wife and not doing anything with her... What the hell's wrong with you?

[beware_of_jaws]

Heh, yeah right. You were getting all mushy with her. Don't forget, I was there. I saw.

[secondvirgo]

... Um.

[beware_of_jaws]

Yeah, Tobi?

[secondvirgo]

I... I liked it.

[beware_of_jaws]

What?! You're joking.