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Running
The voice in my head tells me to keep running ( Read more... ) -
To the left, to the left
Dear world ( Read more... ) -
Death becomes me
I remember a most beautiful lady, with the most beautiful mind, who wrote the most beautiful satires, and threw her own most beautiful funeral, in the most beautiful parlour, with the most beautiful people, wearing the most beautiful clothes and eating the most beautiful foods. But no one noticed that she was gone.
Watching too much CSI makes you ( Read more... ) -
Jennifer
I'd better write something before people think I've died and start deleting me from their friends lists.
Sometimes you say things not because you lack an internal monologue and can't stop the words from falling out of your mouth. Which is actually a condition that I suffer from, except that doctors have not yet acknowledged it as a mental illness ( Read more... ) -
Kids say the darnedest things
I was on a breezy rooftop of some swanky condominium in downtown Beijing, busily ignoring the beautiful expatriate crowd that was too hopped up on something other than the nasty Great Wall-brand plonk passing off for red wine that someone had brought.
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Battery acid
In my autobiography, I have an eating disorder ( Read more... ) -
Fever
The fever seems to be subsiding.
I've never seen a doctor in my life. I mean, I've looked at doctors before. You know, from a distance. Like from the opposite side of a window in a nice restaurant. Or when I'm catching monkeys for dinner near the golf course. But I've never consulted a doctor about an illness in my life. That's right. ( Read more... ) -
Chocolate
Forrest Gump said in his self-titled movie that life is a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get. (Okay, Forrest Gump was quoting his mom ( Read more... ) -
The elephant
There is an elephant in my closet ( Read more... )
