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[bewarethedoc]

[Over the phone, an impatient German-accented voice begins speaking.]

Is zhis vorking? Zhe phones never vork-- Oh vait, I hear ringing.

Ja, hello? I'm in zhe middle of somezhing very important, so I shall make zhis short. Short und sveet. If you tell me vhere I am, how I came to be here, und how I may leave....

I von't murder zhe voman und

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[chaoschildofgod]

You know, it's usually more effective to ask things politely.

[bewarethedoc]

... Tell me vhat I want to know before I politely eviscerate each person und tie zhem togezher wizh zheir intestines.

Please.

[chaoschildofgod]

[There's the the sound of a sigh across the phone]

You're in a place called Mayfield. Supposedly it's in the United States, but no one's actually sure that's the case. You were brought here by unknown forces, and so far a way to leave has not been found, try as everyone might.

[bewarethedoc]

Zhat isn't very helpful.

[zombee_slayer]

Oh great never thought I'd hear your bitching voice again!

[bewarethedoc]

Dempsey! Vhere are Nikolai und Takeo?

[zombee_slayer]

Not fucking here thank god!

[bewarethedoc]

Don't be foolish, we need to stay togezher! Has zhere been no sign of zhem?

[anastynastya]

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[bewarethedoc]

I'm not asking you to do it. I'm perfectly capable of murder on my own, zhank you.

[anastynastya]

[ she'd have laughed at that comeback if they weren't talking about murdering people ]

They brainwash people for doing things like that here in Mayfield.

[bewarethedoc]

... How?

Call

[heartstar_blues]

"...

What?"

[bewarethedoc]

Zhere is a young voman und two children in zhe house vhich I have found myself in. I vill kill all of zhem if I do not get zhe information I vant.

Do you need to hear zhat again?

[heartstar_blues]

[You'll hear him repeating what you say a few times.]

"Wait? What the ☠☠☠☠ is wrong with you buddy?

Honestly, you see a bunch of innocent people and the first thought is 'if I kill them I'll get what I want'? Seriously?

☠☠☠☠ you.

You want information? This town doesn't care what you do to them. They'll make it worse for you anyways. You're kidnapped just like us."

[bewarethedoc]

Threats of deazh vork very vell, in my experience. Zhough it really is zhe manner of termination zhat motivates people.

If you have nozhing helpful to say, zhen hang up. I have better zhings to do zhan speak wizh you.

[kinpika]

Tch, you speak like a mongrel. From where do you hail?

[bewarethedoc]

I am German, you insolent little wretch.

[kinpika]

Hahaha! That worthless patch of wilderness? What makes you think you can talk to your king in such a fashion, fool?

[bewarethedoc]

Germany has no king. Who are you?