Men In Tights - SPN-RPF Superhero Comment Meme

[bewaretheides15]

It's Sammy's birthday! So, you know... Whatever - LET'S MAKE SUPERHEROES!

RULES:Any form of hero, villian, or side kick is welcome - original or based on an established character - but there must be at least one in every prompt. Non-"super" characters (i.e. Batman, The Punisher, Hawkeye) are very welcome

Comments

[zubeneschamali]

Perks of the Job (1/3) J2 NC-17Jensen makes a mental note to check the tension on the webspinner at his wrist: that third asshole almost got away before the filaments wrapped around his ankle and hauled him down. And damn Danneel for calling it a webspinner, anyway, he grumbles to himself as he fires out a few more strands to wrap up the three squirming thugs into one neat pile for the sirens he can hear in the distance. It's not like he was bitten by a radioactive spider, for God's sake

[zubeneschamali]

(2/3)"Do you think there would be?" Jensen asks, brow furrowed

[zubeneschamali]

(3/3)Jensen's already breathing fast, watching as his dick springs free, jutting out in a straight line towards Jared's mouth like it knows where it wants to go. Jared gives a low, dirty chuckle and rubs his cheek along it, leaving a narrow, glistening smear on his cheek. The rough brush of his stubble is the best kind of burn, and Jensen groans aloud

[queerly_it_is]

Oh. My. God! It's sexy, and funny, and all things wonderful!

Thanks so much for the awesome fill!

Jim providing gadgets was a brilliant touch, as was Jensen and his so-not-secret identity haha!

I am now in deseperate need of sequel where Jensen convinces Jared to give up his whoring ways and become his boyfriend/sidekick. No pressure ;)

[zubeneschamali]

Thank you so much! I have to admit that the same sequel has also occurred to me. ;)

[queerly_it_is]

Haha, I think we're all jumping into the sequel boat on this meme, least we'll all sink together =P

[expectative]

This is brilliant! Hot and lovely and funny at the same time :D

[zubeneschamali]

Thank you! :D

[fromcainwthlove]

for a bit i wondered if jared really did let the guys jump him just so jensen could save him! also, superbriefs!! hee.

[zubeneschamali]

Now that would be sneaky! Glad you liked it. :)

[bewaretheides15]

I loved this whole thing, seriously, guh! But my very favorite turn of phrase was his "over a bar that looks seedy enough to sprout". Just perfection!

Also, I have to agree, hooker!Jared needs to be a sidekick. Or, er, partner - he probably wouldn't want to be anybody's sidekick, especially somebody he's bigger than! XD

[zubeneschamali]

I might have been trying to channel your vivid writing style at that point. *shifty eyes*

LOL! I think he'd make a fine sidekick, personally...

[bewaretheides15]

Well now I feel both flattered and narsicistic ;)

I think Jared would make an excellent sidekick *nods* *is enabler*

[big_heart_june]

SO MUCH LOVE!

[zubeneschamali]

♥

[harrigan]

I couldn't help imagining this expanded into a big bang with ART! Holy crap! You painted a very vivid scene! ;D

Can't wait till they announce the posting schedule and I can see when your real spn_j2_bigbang goes live!