ahaha

[bewarethejabb]

This is too great. too fucking great. I think I am just going to copy this one in verbatim

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[varletry]

Oh this is fucking hilarious. Your editors will probably want the i's capitalized and the spelling corrected for ease of reading, but I wouldn't change the grammar.

He wrote this or you?

[bewarethejabb]

Oh yes, this is a genuine real-life Brendan original. Copied and pasted verbatim. This was originally posted on the Max PC forums something like seven or eight years ago. The additional funny thing, to most of us, is the fact that he wrote this up immediately, between throwing his "cloaths" in the wash, and intent to take a really fast shower and try clean up. Hence the extreme emotional excitement, and all the typos. I already did fix one thing that i felt made it excessively hard to read (originally he said "i don't know WHY i did next" which i changed to "i don't know WHY i did what i did next.") but i think the absurd punctuation and spelling kind of improves the flavor. ("i like FLIPED out")

Have you seen "you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons"?

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

[varletry]

I just read this again and laughed about as hard as the first. I think a great way to leave this untouched would be to present the passage as an internet post. Put up a random date and time, a name of a forum, fake user name, etc. right before introducing the passage. It might just give it enough of a intro to make it perfectly understandable and the juxtaposition of the structured intro with the rest of the passage may just make it more humorous.

I feel like I've seen "you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons" before but I can't put my finger on where. Still funny ass shit. Not as funny as a 15 year old pissing down the stairs after a spider right before his mom comes home funny though. You really can't beat this. This is copy pasta gold.