In other news, Jay still can't resist writing comment!fic at the slightest provocation

[bewarethespork]

I have written so much inappropriate comment!fic lately, you guys. Here's my latest offering: a quick bit of River/Amy smut written for ms_prue.

Note: I have never written a non-het sex scene before, so this was a bit of a first for me.

River Song Has No-Strings-Attached Sex With Everyone And It Is Fantastic
By Jay

Comments

[melengro]

Large parts of my personality are screaming 'IT IS WRONG OF YOU TO LIKE THIS, NATHAN.' And yet...I do?!

Amy gets a delighted little gasp and a murmured, "yes, just like that," out of River and a thrill of triumph runs through her, adding to the sensation of warmth and heat and pleasure building up inside her.

HOT

although to be honest I can never see this happening in canon. Maybe on River's end, probably not on Amy's.

[bewarethespork]

It is River/Amy! It can never be wrong, only oh, so right! XD

What do you mean, not canon? River Song going around the universe and having amazing sex with people is totally canon. XD

[melengro]

It's not the pairing or even the execution that's wrong so much as the, uh, the title. The phrase 'no-strings-attached sex' really bothers me for some reason. Not even the concept (although that really bothers me too), but the phrase. I know, I know, I Really Need To Get Over This™.

Well, yeah, but depending upon when it's set (i.e. pretty much any time other than a very specific part of 'Flesh and Stone'), Amy cheating on Rory might not be. I can envision Rory being nice if fretful about it if she actually asked him beforehand, though.

[bewarethespork]

Ah, it's the idea of promiscuity that bothers you! Of course. If it helps, just remember that River's from the 51st century and apparently sex has a different meaning in their society.

In my head, the Doctor was, um, entertaining Rory whilst the events of this fic took place. They are my outer-space OT4 and all.

[ms_prue]

WIN.
<3

Thank you so much for writing this.

[bewarethespork]

You're welcome! :)

[persiflage_1]

Hawt!

[bewarethespork]

Thanks!

[persiflage_1]

I'd say more but my brain's melted!

[bewarethespork]

Hee!

[goldy_dollar]

OOH this was fun and hot. :D

And I could hear Amy's voice coming through which is a really rare/difficult thing to do when doing smut.

[bewarethespork]

Thank you! :D I'd never written femmeslash before, so I'm really relieved that I managed to get it right (and also that I got their voices down, as dialogue isn't something I'm particularly great at).